Things I just found in my jacket that I haven't worn since last year:

2 bank machine receipts
5 movie ticket stubs
1 Wendy's receipt
1 Arby's receipt
3 Taco Bell receipts
2 Sobey's receipts
a dog leash
a hair elastic
a Canadian penny
an American penny
3 dimes
2 nickles
3 quarters
my Dr Pepper chapstick (I always lose that)
a pen
2 black sharpies
1 silver sharpie
a piece of a Tim Horton's box with a jelly donut on it [link]
a phone number
directions to a job interview, and time to be there
directions to Montreal

and a piece of paper that says: "Put a napkin down. It'll look stupid, but it will save you."

I have no idea what that was about.